Monkey Shit!

Hello to ALL the people! This is crazy beans because I do not make a posting here in my blog for 4 years! Thank yuo to all the people who come to mt blog to read it out almost 40000 hitters! I am Nadio and I come back! Punch my shit merry christmas!

Merry Christmas Happy New Year

Hello to the people and every body. I want to wish yourself Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to the people who come to see my blog and also family and friends. Santa Claus is dead. Yes is true. This happen after Santa delivery the gifts for the children and try to go home. He fly in the air and some the raindeers want to make a shit and Santa drive in the sled in back from the deers and can see when is need this to happen. So he fly down in the street and what is happen is he stop in a bad street and some people see this man in red suits and white fluffs costume and deers shit in the streets and shoot Santa Claus. They shoot him in his face. Next year is no more Santa Claus. No is ok I am only to make jokes and Santa is not dead and is not true because Santa is not real man. This is maybe one problem in Chistmas because people tell the children Santa story about this gifts and come down the chimey and the deers and can fly and have red nose electric and some childrens is poor and never have a gift because parents is poor and maybe to think about it why Santa dont love me to bring for me a presents. Santa Claus come down in the chimeny why to burn the ass? In my country is not very much Santa and is more to think about Jesus and saints and religion ways. When I am young my mother have no money to buy nothing in gifts and we want to play soccer in the streets and no balls. To make it we find old clothes and shirt and also underwears and rapped together to make a ball to play soccer in the streets. Many children have no shoes to kick and is bared foot. Is from clothes from the streets to make balls so is some times dirty in the shirts and underwears people throw in the streets and we taked it to make soccer game. My friends some times in the goalie run out when the ball kicks to him because is maybe dirty with shit in the underwears and he dont want to touch in them so is easy to make goals. GOOOOOAAALLLL! This people today dont think about Jesus and only Santa and not many in church like before. I am not a religion crazy but I respect this so is enough to make me think about and make myself respect and try to make for myself a good persons and I like horror movies and heavy metal musics but is not make me bad person because I have good heart and love people to make happy and of course some smiles. In the church is give wine and Jesus cookies and maybe more people go if is put also beer but is still to be it because is the way you think about this. Now is less in people to bring children to see Santa in the store because maybe catch swine flu so is more problems. Is a crazy thing and is many crazy things more for a fake Santa. Is like to watch horse races and you see the horses run and run and run to win and then one horse win and is tired and the prize is give to the man in top of the horse! The man do nothing he only sit down in top of the horse. It can be one bag of potatos and is the same way. I now is midgets and is small pounds but is still for sure the horse is the runner! Give the prizes to the horses! This is no surprise the people invented Santa Claus because is to tell the children is not the parent who buy this gift for you because love and is a man live in the North Pole and he drive the deers and down the chimeny if you are good boy. Santa is use from parents to behave the children so the parents make it lazy. Is a nice Christmas for me and to make me think before how is my life when I am young to have only soccer balls make from dirty clothes and now this Christmas I have Guitar Hero! Amaze how is turned in life one way for the other. I want also to say Happy New Years and please do not do things dangerous. No drunk drivers. Thank you all the people who like Nadio and to come read my blog. Happy New Year for 2010.

This is WTF - Pupperty of the Penis

I go in recent to the store and with my friend in the car and we listen in the radio and is come a comercial to talk about Puppetry of the Penis. I think is a strange thing and dont now what is this talk about. My friend say is a theatre in a stage show to do puppets from the penis. I think this is WTF and I think about what is this and how is it puppets from the penis? What is this show? Why people put a show to put puppets from the penis. So I go in google and put in this and to look it for what is the infromation and is come the website puppetryofthepenis.com
I look in this and show about this. The men to do this show and tricks from the penis. Website to show trick of the month about how you can put your penis like a hamburger and how you can roll your penis. I dont understand why people want to put puppets in the penis and less I understand about people want to make hamburger from the penis to look like. This show is maybe for people if you like puppets and also penis and put together in this same show. Maybe is for people who want only you to think they like puppets. I show this website to my girlfriend and she say is a stupid thing. I think is a funny thing because I only think before penis is for pee and for sex and now is also for make it puppets?
I think this is crazy and for sure I never go to see this show about when men touch and pull the penis and rolled to make hamburger and animals. Crazy!
Also in this website you can contact to try yourself to be a puppet from your penis audition.

Puppeteers for Puppetry of the Penis

Aspiring Penis Puppeteers invited to OPEN AUDITIONS on April 14, 2009 for the hit comedy, Puppetry of the Penis, for work in New York and around the globe. Make excellent money for weekend gigs in NYC. Penis puppeteers should come to the auditions with a complete lack of shame and a flexible working attitude, ready to learn some tricks from the Puppet Masters. Auditionees are welcome to demonstrate their own genital installations. Puppetry of the Penis is an equal opportunity employer and will audition both circumcised and uncircumcised genital origami hopefuls. Struggling members of the financial community are encouraged to attend. To collect your information kit and sign up to audition email puppetryauditions@ gmail.com

I think this is funny so I email this people to see if they want myself Nadio for this Puppet master.
This is below my contact email for this I send it.

Hello Mr Penis!
I want install my penis! I go your website and I am very intrest for this puppetry from the penis. This is maybe a dream I can do it. I see how to make my hamburger from my penis in the website. I show my girlfriend and she say is stupid thing. I say to her why you want to stop my dreams. I can do this puppets because my penis is more big from natural so is more things I can make it. I can make it Giraffe, snake, and hampster and bear. Is maybe problem because is natural when I touch myself from the penis is easy to go erection and dificult to make it a puppets. I try hard to never make my penis go up when I make the bear. The bear is sleep for the winter! I think is more easy to put also paint and dressing the penis to make it creations. Maybe to put eyes and costumate. I tell my girlfriend maybe to see if she can buy the clothes for pets and not for dog because is big maybe the clothes. For maybe hampster because my penis is hampster size. No is not size to the hampster penis. Hampster full size! Please contact myself if you are intrest from this.

I put the contact again here to post if is a reply to Nadio for this email!

Brokenads breaks the news - Tiger Woods

Hello and today is time again for Brokenads breaks the news because some thing is happen? Tiger Woods crash the car to a tree. Is now the story about this talk in the news. Is not details come for what is happen because Tiger Woods not to talk about because he want about what is happen for privatcy. Tiger Woods is in golf and some people say this is sports. When Tiger is young he likes golf so he want to play this game. When he comes is a new suprise for this game becuase he is very young and this game is more play from the old men and people who cant athelete in sports to run and jump and play compete to another person or in the team. So when Tiger go to golf he is young and win every thing awards for golf and jackets. Jackets in golf is a prize. I dont understand to much golf but I play before in video games so I now is birdie and boogie and par and this is the times you can take to put the ball in the hole for golf. Put the ball in the hole and dont put the ball in the lake and the beach. Some times if you can make the ball in the hole to only one chance this is a hole in one. Is not easy to make it. So Tiger is famous for golf and wins many many million dollars. He can buy expensive car and house and marry the wife like a supermodel. So this is come now about the problem and problem with the wife maybe for the crash in the car to the tree. Tiger Woods go out 3 am and go in the car and drive crazy away and crash to a fire post and then in the tree. Is not say why is Tiger go out to drive in this time but in this time 3 am is maybe fight the wife about sex problems. Is now come about Tiger cheats his wife in many woman and call the other woman. Some the woman now come to say they go together with Tiger. So maybe is come together and Tiger wife ask about this women. She find about maybe Tiger dont make a hole in one and maybe a hole in two and three and more woman! So maybe is a fight and Tiger go out in the car very angry maybe scared for this to maybe the wife want divorce and then the wife win many million dollars from Tiger. She dont play in golf to win this money but is put easy Tiger Woods balls in the lake. So Tiger crash in the tree and people see and the wife see this and Tiger hurt in serious and cuts in the face. Tiger wife run inside to the house to bring golf clubs and start to break in the windows in the car because Tiger is locked! Crazy! Tiger is ok and maybe come to play golf again but is now not to remember because he is good in golf and people remember about this crash and cheat in the wife. If you win million dollars and you have rich in money this is maybe for your lesson never to cheat in the wife because she take this money and every thing car and the house and every thing inside the house and the golf club and prizes and the jacket so maybe Tiger go to play golf next time and is not play because he say my wife take my balls and is truth in some ways double. Please Tiger Woods you are marry and the wife is beautiful super model why you want to putt other woman?

This picture is Tiger Woods autographed the picture. This woman is not the wife for Tiger. She is only woman with tits for Tiger to see. Look in the face and you now he think about this tits!

This is a Tiger Woods picture to show the golf club fly because Tiger put the ball out the hole an is angry. Nike is proud a sponser for golf players who cheat in the wife!

Friday the 13 - Dont steal marijuana from Jason

I like horror movies and Jason movies of Friday the 13. Is not the best movies but is enjoy to it easy and is a good killer and scary mask. I like Friday the 13 movies part 1 to 8 original. Some is good some is bad but is good collection together. Then is come after Friday the 13 Jason Go To Hell. This movie is from the ass. Then is come Friday the 13 Jason X. Jason go to space in the future time. This movie is from the ass more. Then is come Freddy vs Jason and is a fight together Friday the 13 and Nightmare on Elm Street. This movie is not bad like Jason Go To Hell and Jason X but is almost bad like this movies. So now is come Friday the 13 remake and start again every thing. I never see this movie in the cinema because people say is bad review so I am wait to buy dvd version but then is come and is 25 dollars and I say no. I wait more time and comes to 14 dollars and is still to much and now I find this in dvd for 8 dollars so I check in it out. Take it! But is not amaze in this because this movie is from the ass again.
This is a movie with small parts in remake from Friday the 13 movies part 1,2,3,4. The start is the mother is chopped the head off from one girl and Jason is small boy handicap retarded and see this and after go live in the forest.
After the years is some people and they go to the forest to find the marijuana and some go to have sex and some people go in the forest and go inside the Jason house and one man find the marijuana. This man is murdered from Jason fast. I dont understand if is the marijuana from Jason and he starts to go crazy because the man try to steal this? Jason have the bag in the face in the way from Friday the 13 part 2 and now is 7 feet. Jason live in the forest and maybe eat grass and animals alive and become like a strong super monster man and maybe to make marijuana for himself to slow himself calm from the past when he is young. You are murdered when you take the marijuana! Crazy! After 20 minutes every one is murdered and then is start the movie again and is new people. This is stupid because now is a new movie and maybe only 1 hour some time to make a new story. So is a man now look for the sister from before. So Jason after murder more and then find other man who steals marijuana and he is murdered and Jason now find the Jason mask and is famous to this killer. After you see one woman from before is not murdered and is in chained in the basement of Jason. I dont understand why is Jason take this captives because Jason is always before a killer and never stop. If some body see Jason they never escaped the murder and now Jason have a basement. Is no reason to explained why the girl is let lived. So now the brother find the sister and go escaped and the final is in the barn and is similar for Friday the 13 part 3. This movie is not scary for my honesty. Jason is not like old Jason for movement and acting. Jason is some times to make a smart way to kill or trapped the people and this is to show more smart Jason but this is forget Jason is handicap retarded from before and is not a way to be more smart. Also Jason never kill people two times the same.
This movie also in dvd is not good in quality and is very dark and is hard to see it when is happen some thing.
I think this movie is disappoint and is sad because I like Jason. This movie is 2 versions and is one theatrical and killer cut. Killer cut is 10 minutes more darkness.

This is my rate for all the Friday the 13 movies.
Part 1 -Good
Part 2 -Good
Part 3 -Good
Part 4 -Good
Part 5 -Average
Part 6 -Good
Part 7 -Ok
Part 8 -Under Ok
Jason Go to Hell -From the ass
Jason X -From the ass more
Freddy vs Jason - Under Ok
Friday the 13 remake - From the ass

Andre The Giant is my rap star!

Hello to every people! I come back again to share music today for you.
When I am more young man I like to see wrestling shows and my hero is Hulk Hogan because he is the champion and he can do a slam in all the giant wrestlers and he slam Andre the Giant in Wrestlemania 3 show. This is crazy power. I also like Andre the Giant because he is a very big and is scary because maybe he eats the people! I find before in some years some wrestling music and is include Andre the Giant rap music. The song is Because thats what I want to do! Andre is not a easy vocals because he talk like a giant with deep vocals. So this is a rap song and is funny to listen to this. I share this music to you because is amaze me and I love to listen this to make myself laugh like stupid and maybe to dance. I wish this is more Andre the Giant music like more albums complete but I think is only make this one rap music. I want to listen this music in the clubs! Amaze!
Andre the Giant is my rap star.

Click HERE for Andre The Giant Rap music!

Movies for Halloween - Baby Blood

Time to tell you some movies maybe to see in Halloween time.
This movie is Baby Blood. I tell you the story. Before I have dvd players I buy this movie for some years in vhs tape because I go in a store and is many vhs for cheap. So is maybe 3 for 10 dollars so I buy Evil Within (Baby Blood), Star Wars Phantom Manace and I think one is wrestling with Hulk Hogan. I never see before Star Wars Phantom Manace because I like original Star Wars I want to see it. Very bad. Is like to make a shit a very big shit and to push the button for flush but the toilet no eat and is come up and up and over for the top and the shit go on the floor. Phantom Manace is shit on the floor! Honesty!
I am surprise because Baby Blood when I see I think is maybe not to be good but is good. I buy this movie also more in recent time because is now in dvd.
This movie is a girl and she work in the circus and the circus catch a tiger. The tiger is very crazy and in the night time the tiger explode and from inside comes out a black worm. The girl is sleep and the worm comes in the bed and goes inside her for pregnancy! Is very strange to understand but the worm goes in the vagina when she is sleep. Then in the next day she is run away and start to go crazy and stab people and also some times naked. Then is start to see she is pregnancy inside because this baby is talk to her! Yes the baby is inside and is talk to the mother inside the mind and she talk also to the baby. The baby is maybe Satan from the jungle because is come from the worm inside the tiger? or maybe a very old evil? The baby talks to the mother and say he needs the blood to come alive and also to go in the ocean. So is the movie the woman gets the blood and drinks for the baby to grow and the quest. This is a crazy movie and blood and gore in some parts but is a movie I never stop watch because in intrest to see what is happen. This movie is French but is English dub and is good. I like the voice for the baby.

Does this movie show the tits: yes

I give this movie 8 from 10.