Friday the 13 - Dont steal marijuana from Jason

I like horror movies and Jason movies of Friday the 13. Is not the best movies but is enjoy to it easy and is a good killer and scary mask. I like Friday the 13 movies part 1 to 8 original. Some is good some is bad but is good collection together. Then is come after Friday the 13 Jason Go To Hell. This movie is from the ass. Then is come Friday the 13 Jason X. Jason go to space in the future time. This movie is from the ass more. Then is come Freddy vs Jason and is a fight together Friday the 13 and Nightmare on Elm Street. This movie is not bad like Jason Go To Hell and Jason X but is almost bad like this movies. So now is come Friday the 13 remake and start again every thing. I never see this movie in the cinema because people say is bad review so I am wait to buy dvd version but then is come and is 25 dollars and I say no. I wait more time and comes to 14 dollars and is still to much and now I find this in dvd for 8 dollars so I check in it out. Take it! But is not amaze in this because this movie is from the ass again.
This is a movie with small parts in remake from Friday the 13 movies part 1,2,3,4. The start is the mother is chopped the head off from one girl and Jason is small boy handicap retarded and see this and after go live in the forest.
After the years is some people and they go to the forest to find the marijuana and some go to have sex and some people go in the forest and go inside the Jason house and one man find the marijuana. This man is murdered from Jason fast. I dont understand if is the marijuana from Jason and he starts to go crazy because the man try to steal this? Jason have the bag in the face in the way from Friday the 13 part 2 and now is 7 feet. Jason live in the forest and maybe eat grass and animals alive and become like a strong super monster man and maybe to make marijuana for himself to slow himself calm from the past when he is young. You are murdered when you take the marijuana! Crazy! After 20 minutes every one is murdered and then is start the movie again and is new people. This is stupid because now is a new movie and maybe only 1 hour some time to make a new story. So is a man now look for the sister from before. So Jason after murder more and then find other man who steals marijuana and he is murdered and Jason now find the Jason mask and is famous to this killer. After you see one woman from before is not murdered and is in chained in the basement of Jason. I dont understand why is Jason take this captives because Jason is always before a killer and never stop. If some body see Jason they never escaped the murder and now Jason have a basement. Is no reason to explained why the girl is let lived. So now the brother find the sister and go escaped and the final is in the barn and is similar for Friday the 13 part 3. This movie is not scary for my honesty. Jason is not like old Jason for movement and acting. Jason is some times to make a smart way to kill or trapped the people and this is to show more smart Jason but this is forget Jason is handicap retarded from before and is not a way to be more smart. Also Jason never kill people two times the same.
This movie also in dvd is not good in quality and is very dark and is hard to see it when is happen some thing.
I think this movie is disappoint and is sad because I like Jason. This movie is 2 versions and is one theatrical and killer cut. Killer cut is 10 minutes more darkness.

This is my rate for all the Friday the 13 movies.
Part 1 -Good
Part 2 -Good
Part 3 -Good
Part 4 -Good
Part 5 -Average
Part 6 -Good
Part 7 -Ok
Part 8 -Under Ok
Jason Go to Hell -From the ass
Jason X -From the ass more
Freddy vs Jason - Under Ok
Friday the 13 remake - From the ass

Movies for Halloween - Baby Blood

Time to tell you some movies maybe to see in Halloween time.
This movie is Baby Blood. I tell you the story. Before I have dvd players I buy this movie for some years in vhs tape because I go in a store and is many vhs for cheap. So is maybe 3 for 10 dollars so I buy Evil Within (Baby Blood), Star Wars Phantom Manace and I think one is wrestling with Hulk Hogan. I never see before Star Wars Phantom Manace because I like original Star Wars I want to see it. Very bad. Is like to make a shit a very big shit and to push the button for flush but the toilet no eat and is come up and up and over for the top and the shit go on the floor. Phantom Manace is shit on the floor! Honesty!
I am surprise because Baby Blood when I see I think is maybe not to be good but is good. I buy this movie also more in recent time because is now in dvd.
This movie is a girl and she work in the circus and the circus catch a tiger. The tiger is very crazy and in the night time the tiger explode and from inside comes out a black worm. The girl is sleep and the worm comes in the bed and goes inside her for pregnancy! Is very strange to understand but the worm goes in the vagina when she is sleep. Then in the next day she is run away and start to go crazy and stab people and also some times naked. Then is start to see she is pregnancy inside because this baby is talk to her! Yes the baby is inside and is talk to the mother inside the mind and she talk also to the baby. The baby is maybe Satan from the jungle because is come from the worm inside the tiger? or maybe a very old evil? The baby talks to the mother and say he needs the blood to come alive and also to go in the ocean. So is the movie the woman gets the blood and drinks for the baby to grow and the quest. This is a crazy movie and blood and gore in some parts but is a movie I never stop watch because in intrest to see what is happen. This movie is French but is English dub and is good. I like the voice for the baby.

Does this movie show the tits: yes

I give this movie 8 from 10.

DVD Review - Secret Window

I like Stephen King and horror in movies and is very popular in books. I see many Stephen King movies and some is good and some is bad. I see this movie in a trailer and I think is not very excite but I find dvd for 5 dollars so I try. Also is say in the cover of dvd about Roger Ebert and two thumbs up. Yes two thumbs up the ass. Very disappoint! This movie is slow like shit. Is a story of a man who writers books and he makes a divorce recent because the wife goes to a hotel for sex with a new man. Johhny Depp is the writer. So he is divorce and he lives now alone in a house in the forest. Then a man comes from Amish and tells to him about how he steal his stories in his books. Johnny Depp says is not true and after in the night the amish man kills the dog. After is just the man appears and say you steal my story and maybe is a fight or some one is killed but is not excite is boring. Also is story about Johhny Depp and his divorce and sign the papers and is even more boring to add in the story. I think to myself this movie is slow like a shit and best to have a good ending to save this movie but is not and is typical because Johnny Depp is crazy and the ending is he eats a corn?. This movie is very bad and is only small parts that can be ok maybe in the acting but is most stupid because Amish people are not scary and this movie is not scary for a horror movie. This movie only has small parts to enjoy and maybe almost nothing. This movie is like ice cream from the ass. Ice cream is good but not from the ass.

Rating: 2/10

Does this movie show the tits? No

Repo - Movie Review

I want to see this movie before but I never buy in full price because I think maybe is not what I like because is a singing movie. I hear before the soundtrack and I dont like very much. I like maybe two songs. So I see now this week the price is very cheap and I buy in HMV store for 6 dollars the dvd so is a chance I dont like but is not to much money to pay. I see this movie and I dont like I'm sorry. Is nice to see the dark and director is ok but the story is intrest but is never come to go because the music songs is bad! This two songs I like from the soundtracks is the ones is used in repeat in some place in the movie. Other songs is forget. My big problem in this movie is the songs. Is bad and every thing is sing. Things is sing that is not good idea to sing. I like some musical movies but even is some words that is speak from the characters but Repo is every thing is sing.
Is like a character is to open the door they sing:
"I go to open the door now, I take out my keys to open the door now. Look when I open I turn the door nobs to open. Now I open the door to walk in the house now. I walk fast. I walk in the house because the door is open and I can walk inside because I use the keys to open the doors! How I do it? How I do it? Keeeeeyyyyysss!"
This is not from the movie but is in an example of how is ridicolus about to much describe everything to the lyrics. So I am intrest in the story but is never advanced because to much songs and to much sing. Is also some intrest characters in but is never explore this characters in full and is just only man with face, paris hilton and mean guy. Also is Sarah Brightman and she is famous to sing in musical theatres and to bad in this movie she has nice vocals inside songs about nothing.
Is difrent if is good songs to kick the ass but is not and this is a singing movie so the songs must be good to make intrest lasting to the finish. In honesty I am so full from this in the end I dont pay attentions to the ending. I see but I dont take it inside. Intrest story, bad music, bad lyrics. I think this movie is shit not chocolate.

Does this movie show the tits: yes some small tits
Rated: 3 from 10 stars

Trauma - Movie Review

I have a book for many years and is about horror movies and directors and is one part is talk about Dario Argento. I dont now who is this at this time so I read is say his movies is amaze like Susperia and Phenomena and Opera and Deep Red. So after I look for this movies from Dario. I find Trauma and I rent this before in vhs. I enjoy very much. Is a story for a girl who eat nothing and run away from hospital for maybe mental crazy people. She is bring back to her parents and soon the parents do a meeting to talk to the dead and then a killer makes a decapitation to them. The parents is dead and now is a killer around that makes decapitation when the weather is rainy. The girl run away and has a new boyfriend and together they discover the case about the killer and how is relation to the case and the past with a shocking twisted ending.
I like this movie very much when I see first time and I also enjoy very much young Asia Argento in this movie. She is daughter of Dario Argento. I think this is hot how they say. Is strange because is a scene to show Asia in topless to show the tits and is not strange this but is to see because you now her father is director! Oh no!
After I see this movie I enjoy very much the story and how is the ending so I look for more Dario movies and I find Susperia but I think this is bad movie. This is a horror movie inside a school of ballet but is more ballet than is horror so is not really to be a horror movie but is a ballet movie with a killing and some confuse story. Is a nice look in this movie with colours and very bad loud music. And is not for conclusion because you see and then is just end and is like watch this movie is like someone come to you and tell you a joke and then before the laugh then start running away. I think this movie is like a poo but like a big one that look like a pepperoni.

I enjoy very much Trauma and is very strong favorite for me is not the best movie to ever made and is not make me do cock vanilla but is a movie I enjoy. Is also because it make me have a crush for Asia from this movie but after she is act more strange when she grow up and I dont like her to much any more. She is not in more good movies and she put a tattoo on her vagina.

Rated : 8/10
Does this movie show the tits? Yes
Trauma is in dvd and I say to see this movie.

This show a pictures of Asia tattoo on the vagina and below is the one between the ass.