DVD Review - Secret Window

I like Stephen King and horror in movies and is very popular in books. I see many Stephen King movies and some is good and some is bad. I see this movie in a trailer and I think is not very excite but I find dvd for 5 dollars so I try. Also is say in the cover of dvd about Roger Ebert and two thumbs up. Yes two thumbs up the ass. Very disappoint! This movie is slow like shit. Is a story of a man who writers books and he makes a divorce recent because the wife goes to a hotel for sex with a new man. Johhny Depp is the writer. So he is divorce and he lives now alone in a house in the forest. Then a man comes from Amish and tells to him about how he steal his stories in his books. Johnny Depp says is not true and after in the night the amish man kills the dog. After is just the man appears and say you steal my story and maybe is a fight or some one is killed but is not excite is boring. Also is story about Johhny Depp and his divorce and sign the papers and is even more boring to add in the story. I think to myself this movie is slow like a shit and best to have a good ending to save this movie but is not and is typical because Johnny Depp is crazy and the ending is he eats a corn?. This movie is very bad and is only small parts that can be ok maybe in the acting but is most stupid because Amish people are not scary and this movie is not scary for a horror movie. This movie only has small parts to enjoy and maybe almost nothing. This movie is like ice cream from the ass. Ice cream is good but not from the ass.

Rating: 2/10

Does this movie show the tits? No

Woman Pictures - Catherine Zeta Jones

Catherine Zeta Jones

Today is a woman pictures topic of Catherine Zeta Jones. This is before and she is sexy.

Iron Maiden Discography review

I like very much Iron Maiden and from when I am young. Is one the best in heavy metal music and is still go strong in music. I have all the cds from Iron Maiden and is followed my rated from 10 stars. My favorite is Iron Maiden.

Iron Maiden 9
Killers 8.5
The Number of the Beast 7
Piece of Mind 6
Powerslave 7
Live After Death 9.5
Somewhere in Time 9
Seventh Son of a Seventh Son 8.5
No Prayer for the Dying 5
Fear of the Dark 4
The X Factor 6.5
Virtual XI 3
Brave New World 5
Dance of Death 7
A Matter of Life and Death 7.5

Download This...

Download This...
This is a new section to be in blog of brokenads. Is maybe when some times I see some thing or is funny or crazy I will post in my blog here for the topic Download this.
Today is a funny instruction audio from 1960s for religion people. Is talk about how to talk to childrens about sex dreams and about the penis. You will listen and maybe you will easy to learn about how to use the penis proper the way it is because God is to carefully planned your penis!
Click here to catch this mp3 audio.

Woman Pictures - Zooey Dechanel

Zooey Dechanel

Hello people. Today is a post of Woman Pictures and is Zooey Dechanel. She is a cute sexy. Very sex. She is maybe not the best beautiful woman in the world but is cute and seemly a nice person. She is actor in movies. I never see the movies only The Happening because is horror movie. Nice face and nice figure and is good enough for Brokenads Woman Pictures posts!

Cinema Movie Review

Time Travelers Wife

I recent to go to the cinema to see this movie Time Travelers Wife. Is not a Time Travel Wife is a story about a man who have sickness and can travel in time by accidental. Is not want to happen sometimes but is suddenly happen to disappear in time travel. Is not in time machine is only himself. My girlfriend read this book and say is good and want to see this movie versions so I go also. Last time we see Transformers 2 and this time she pick Time Travels Wife. I go because is fair to see the movie she want to see. I am also maybe if I say no she will be angry and maybe complain about or maybe want to break my sex. I go and is not many people is maybe 30 people and I think I am only man to see this movie in the cinema so is strange because I feel I am in a wrong place. Maybe is feel like I go inside to the womans washroom in mistake. I see this movie and is very slow to the start and boring and I want to sleep but is better when is past the start and start to be more intrest. I think is slow story and is some bad script for the words some times but is intrest the plot so is half to half. Is a man who in travel in time and in no control so he go to visit young girl in the forest and she is alone in a picnic. When he goes in time travel he appears naked because clothes dont time travel. So when he is go he is always to look for cover up himself. Then he go and come back because the girl likes him and she always wait for him to come in a visit again. He come and she is grow older and is small girl and teenager and then full woman. So is not see him long time but after she see him in the library and they are together again and then is more serious and married and sexual and pregnancy. But is problems with pregnancy because maybe this baby is also sick with time travel. Maybe is time travel from the pregnant stomack? After when they are in the kitchen the time travel husband is appear from the future and he see himself in the floor naked and blood from maybe the stomack? So this is the question to make what is happen in the future. Is the husband died and is the baby to born?
I think this movie is not to bad. Is bore in the start but is better. Is still to be very slow and romantics so is more for womans movie. I think is ok. Is a movie of romantic and fantasy and some comedy almost like romantic comedy movies but is not to much. Is also a wedding because is a wedding in all the woman movies because woman like to see love happen.
Is not maybe the movie I like to see but is not true some times because I like to see romantic movies once in the time. I like before to see Message in the Bottle. So is some times enjoy this kinds.
I think is enjoy if is for you and I make a rating in this movie for
6.5/10

Does this movie show the tits? No this movie show no tits but is show the ass. Is show the man and the woman ass.

Recent Purchase in DVD

Dragon Dynasty DVDs

I recent to go to Sears store. I never go before because I think is not the best store and I dont now they sell dvds. I think is only clothes and shoes and machines. I find some dvds for cheap. I buy One Armed Swordsman, Legend of the Black Scorpion, Young Auntie and Last Hurrah for Chilvary. Is 6 dollars each one and good deals for Dragon Dynasty dvds because is usual to be 20 dollars and more.