Merry Christmas Happy New Year

Hello to the people and every body. I want to wish yourself Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to the people who come to see my blog and also family and friends. Santa Claus is dead. Yes is true. This happen after Santa delivery the gifts for the children and try to go home. He fly in the air and some the raindeers want to make a shit and Santa drive in the sled in back from the deers and can see when is need this to happen. So he fly down in the street and what is happen is he stop in a bad street and some people see this man in red suits and white fluffs costume and deers shit in the streets and shoot Santa Claus. They shoot him in his face. Next year is no more Santa Claus. No is ok I am only to make jokes and Santa is not dead and is not true because Santa is not real man. This is maybe one problem in Chistmas because people tell the children Santa story about this gifts and come down the chimey and the deers and can fly and have red nose electric and some childrens is poor and never have a gift because parents is poor and maybe to think about it why Santa dont love me to bring for me a presents. Santa Claus come down in the chimeny why to burn the ass? In my country is not very much Santa and is more to think about Jesus and saints and religion ways. When I am young my mother have no money to buy nothing in gifts and we want to play soccer in the streets and no balls. To make it we find old clothes and shirt and also underwears and rapped together to make a ball to play soccer in the streets. Many children have no shoes to kick and is bared foot. Is from clothes from the streets to make balls so is some times dirty in the shirts and underwears people throw in the streets and we taked it to make soccer game. My friends some times in the goalie run out when the ball kicks to him because is maybe dirty with shit in the underwears and he dont want to touch in them so is easy to make goals. GOOOOOAAALLLL! This people today dont think about Jesus and only Santa and not many in church like before. I am not a religion crazy but I respect this so is enough to make me think about and make myself respect and try to make for myself a good persons and I like horror movies and heavy metal musics but is not make me bad person because I have good heart and love people to make happy and of course some smiles. In the church is give wine and Jesus cookies and maybe more people go if is put also beer but is still to be it because is the way you think about this. Now is less in people to bring children to see Santa in the store because maybe catch swine flu so is more problems. Is a crazy thing and is many crazy things more for a fake Santa. Is like to watch horse races and you see the horses run and run and run to win and then one horse win and is tired and the prize is give to the man in top of the horse! The man do nothing he only sit down in top of the horse. It can be one bag of potatos and is the same way. I now is midgets and is small pounds but is still for sure the horse is the runner! Give the prizes to the horses! This is no surprise the people invented Santa Claus because is to tell the children is not the parent who buy this gift for you because love and is a man live in the North Pole and he drive the deers and down the chimeny if you are good boy. Santa is use from parents to behave the children so the parents make it lazy. Is a nice Christmas for me and to make me think before how is my life when I am young to have only soccer balls make from dirty clothes and now this Christmas I have Guitar Hero! Amaze how is turned in life one way for the other. I want also to say Happy New Years and please do not do things dangerous. No drunk drivers. Thank you all the people who like Nadio and to come read my blog. Happy New Year for 2010.

This is WTF - Pupperty of the Penis

I go in recent to the store and with my friend in the car and we listen in the radio and is come a comercial to talk about Puppetry of the Penis. I think is a strange thing and dont now what is this talk about. My friend say is a theatre in a stage show to do puppets from the penis. I think this is WTF and I think about what is this and how is it puppets from the penis? What is this show? Why people put a show to put puppets from the penis. So I go in google and put in this and to look it for what is the infromation and is come the website puppetryofthepenis.com
I look in this and show about this. The men to do this show and tricks from the penis. Website to show trick of the month about how you can put your penis like a hamburger and how you can roll your penis. I dont understand why people want to put puppets in the penis and less I understand about people want to make hamburger from the penis to look like. This show is maybe for people if you like puppets and also penis and put together in this same show. Maybe is for people who want only you to think they like puppets. I show this website to my girlfriend and she say is a stupid thing. I think is a funny thing because I only think before penis is for pee and for sex and now is also for make it puppets?
I think this is crazy and for sure I never go to see this show about when men touch and pull the penis and rolled to make hamburger and animals. Crazy!
Also in this website you can contact to try yourself to be a puppet from your penis audition.

Puppeteers for Puppetry of the Penis

Aspiring Penis Puppeteers invited to OPEN AUDITIONS on April 14, 2009 for the hit comedy, Puppetry of the Penis, for work in New York and around the globe. Make excellent money for weekend gigs in NYC. Penis puppeteers should come to the auditions with a complete lack of shame and a flexible working attitude, ready to learn some tricks from the Puppet Masters. Auditionees are welcome to demonstrate their own genital installations. Puppetry of the Penis is an equal opportunity employer and will audition both circumcised and uncircumcised genital origami hopefuls. Struggling members of the financial community are encouraged to attend. To collect your information kit and sign up to audition email puppetryauditions@ gmail.com

I think this is funny so I email this people to see if they want myself Nadio for this Puppet master.
This is below my contact email for this I send it.

Hello Mr Penis!
I want install my penis! I go your website and I am very intrest for this puppetry from the penis. This is maybe a dream I can do it. I see how to make my hamburger from my penis in the website. I show my girlfriend and she say is stupid thing. I say to her why you want to stop my dreams. I can do this puppets because my penis is more big from natural so is more things I can make it. I can make it Giraffe, snake, and hampster and bear. Is maybe problem because is natural when I touch myself from the penis is easy to go erection and dificult to make it a puppets. I try hard to never make my penis go up when I make the bear. The bear is sleep for the winter! I think is more easy to put also paint and dressing the penis to make it creations. Maybe to put eyes and costumate. I tell my girlfriend maybe to see if she can buy the clothes for pets and not for dog because is big maybe the clothes. For maybe hampster because my penis is hampster size. No is not size to the hampster penis. Hampster full size! Please contact myself if you are intrest from this.

I put the contact again here to post if is a reply to Nadio for this email!

Brokenads breaks the news - Tiger Woods

Hello and today is time again for Brokenads breaks the news because some thing is happen? Tiger Woods crash the car to a tree. Is now the story about this talk in the news. Is not details come for what is happen because Tiger Woods not to talk about because he want about what is happen for privatcy. Tiger Woods is in golf and some people say this is sports. When Tiger is young he likes golf so he want to play this game. When he comes is a new suprise for this game becuase he is very young and this game is more play from the old men and people who cant athelete in sports to run and jump and play compete to another person or in the team. So when Tiger go to golf he is young and win every thing awards for golf and jackets. Jackets in golf is a prize. I dont understand to much golf but I play before in video games so I now is birdie and boogie and par and this is the times you can take to put the ball in the hole for golf. Put the ball in the hole and dont put the ball in the lake and the beach. Some times if you can make the ball in the hole to only one chance this is a hole in one. Is not easy to make it. So Tiger is famous for golf and wins many many million dollars. He can buy expensive car and house and marry the wife like a supermodel. So this is come now about the problem and problem with the wife maybe for the crash in the car to the tree. Tiger Woods go out 3 am and go in the car and drive crazy away and crash to a fire post and then in the tree. Is not say why is Tiger go out to drive in this time but in this time 3 am is maybe fight the wife about sex problems. Is now come about Tiger cheats his wife in many woman and call the other woman. Some the woman now come to say they go together with Tiger. So maybe is come together and Tiger wife ask about this women. She find about maybe Tiger dont make a hole in one and maybe a hole in two and three and more woman! So maybe is a fight and Tiger go out in the car very angry maybe scared for this to maybe the wife want divorce and then the wife win many million dollars from Tiger. She dont play in golf to win this money but is put easy Tiger Woods balls in the lake. So Tiger crash in the tree and people see and the wife see this and Tiger hurt in serious and cuts in the face. Tiger wife run inside to the house to bring golf clubs and start to break in the windows in the car because Tiger is locked! Crazy! Tiger is ok and maybe come to play golf again but is now not to remember because he is good in golf and people remember about this crash and cheat in the wife. If you win million dollars and you have rich in money this is maybe for your lesson never to cheat in the wife because she take this money and every thing car and the house and every thing inside the house and the golf club and prizes and the jacket so maybe Tiger go to play golf next time and is not play because he say my wife take my balls and is truth in some ways double. Please Tiger Woods you are marry and the wife is beautiful super model why you want to putt other woman?

This picture is Tiger Woods autographed the picture. This woman is not the wife for Tiger. She is only woman with tits for Tiger to see. Look in the face and you now he think about this tits!

This is a Tiger Woods picture to show the golf club fly because Tiger put the ball out the hole an is angry. Nike is proud a sponser for golf players who cheat in the wife!