Merry Christmas Happy New Year

Hello to the people and every body. I want to wish yourself Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to the people who come to see my blog and also family and friends. Santa Claus is dead. Yes is true. This happen after Santa delivery the gifts for the children and try to go home. He fly in the air and some the raindeers want to make a shit and Santa drive in the sled in back from the deers and can see when is need this to happen. So he fly down in the street and what is happen is he stop in a bad street and some people see this man in red suits and white fluffs costume and deers shit in the streets and shoot Santa Claus. They shoot him in his face. Next year is no more Santa Claus. No is ok I am only to make jokes and Santa is not dead and is not true because Santa is not real man. This is maybe one problem in Chistmas because people tell the children Santa story about this gifts and come down the chimey and the deers and can fly and have red nose electric and some childrens is poor and never have a gift because parents is poor and maybe to think about it why Santa dont love me to bring for me a presents. Santa Claus come down in the chimeny why to burn the ass? In my country is not very much Santa and is more to think about Jesus and saints and religion ways. When I am young my mother have no money to buy nothing in gifts and we want to play soccer in the streets and no balls. To make it we find old clothes and shirt and also underwears and rapped together to make a ball to play soccer in the streets. Many children have no shoes to kick and is bared foot. Is from clothes from the streets to make balls so is some times dirty in the shirts and underwears people throw in the streets and we taked it to make soccer game. My friends some times in the goalie run out when the ball kicks to him because is maybe dirty with shit in the underwears and he dont want to touch in them so is easy to make goals. GOOOOOAAALLLL! This people today dont think about Jesus and only Santa and not many in church like before. I am not a religion crazy but I respect this so is enough to make me think about and make myself respect and try to make for myself a good persons and I like horror movies and heavy metal musics but is not make me bad person because I have good heart and love people to make happy and of course some smiles. In the church is give wine and Jesus cookies and maybe more people go if is put also beer but is still to be it because is the way you think about this. Now is less in people to bring children to see Santa in the store because maybe catch swine flu so is more problems. Is a crazy thing and is many crazy things more for a fake Santa. Is like to watch horse races and you see the horses run and run and run to win and then one horse win and is tired and the prize is give to the man in top of the horse! The man do nothing he only sit down in top of the horse. It can be one bag of potatos and is the same way. I now is midgets and is small pounds but is still for sure the horse is the runner! Give the prizes to the horses! This is no surprise the people invented Santa Claus because is to tell the children is not the parent who buy this gift for you because love and is a man live in the North Pole and he drive the deers and down the chimeny if you are good boy. Santa is use from parents to behave the children so the parents make it lazy. Is a nice Christmas for me and to make me think before how is my life when I am young to have only soccer balls make from dirty clothes and now this Christmas I have Guitar Hero! Amaze how is turned in life one way for the other. I want also to say Happy New Years and please do not do things dangerous. No drunk drivers. Thank you all the people who like Nadio and to come read my blog. Happy New Year for 2010.

This is WTF - Pupperty of the Penis

I go in recent to the store and with my friend in the car and we listen in the radio and is come a comercial to talk about Puppetry of the Penis. I think is a strange thing and dont now what is this talk about. My friend say is a theatre in a stage show to do puppets from the penis. I think this is WTF and I think about what is this and how is it puppets from the penis? What is this show? Why people put a show to put puppets from the penis. So I go in google and put in this and to look it for what is the infromation and is come the website puppetryofthepenis.com
I look in this and show about this. The men to do this show and tricks from the penis. Website to show trick of the month about how you can put your penis like a hamburger and how you can roll your penis. I dont understand why people want to put puppets in the penis and less I understand about people want to make hamburger from the penis to look like. This show is maybe for people if you like puppets and also penis and put together in this same show. Maybe is for people who want only you to think they like puppets. I show this website to my girlfriend and she say is a stupid thing. I think is a funny thing because I only think before penis is for pee and for sex and now is also for make it puppets?
I think this is crazy and for sure I never go to see this show about when men touch and pull the penis and rolled to make hamburger and animals. Crazy!
Also in this website you can contact to try yourself to be a puppet from your penis audition.

Puppeteers for Puppetry of the Penis

Aspiring Penis Puppeteers invited to OPEN AUDITIONS on April 14, 2009 for the hit comedy, Puppetry of the Penis, for work in New York and around the globe. Make excellent money for weekend gigs in NYC. Penis puppeteers should come to the auditions with a complete lack of shame and a flexible working attitude, ready to learn some tricks from the Puppet Masters. Auditionees are welcome to demonstrate their own genital installations. Puppetry of the Penis is an equal opportunity employer and will audition both circumcised and uncircumcised genital origami hopefuls. Struggling members of the financial community are encouraged to attend. To collect your information kit and sign up to audition email puppetryauditions@ gmail.com

I think this is funny so I email this people to see if they want myself Nadio for this Puppet master.
This is below my contact email for this I send it.

Hello Mr Penis!
I want install my penis! I go your website and I am very intrest for this puppetry from the penis. This is maybe a dream I can do it. I see how to make my hamburger from my penis in the website. I show my girlfriend and she say is stupid thing. I say to her why you want to stop my dreams. I can do this puppets because my penis is more big from natural so is more things I can make it. I can make it Giraffe, snake, and hampster and bear. Is maybe problem because is natural when I touch myself from the penis is easy to go erection and dificult to make it a puppets. I try hard to never make my penis go up when I make the bear. The bear is sleep for the winter! I think is more easy to put also paint and dressing the penis to make it creations. Maybe to put eyes and costumate. I tell my girlfriend maybe to see if she can buy the clothes for pets and not for dog because is big maybe the clothes. For maybe hampster because my penis is hampster size. No is not size to the hampster penis. Hampster full size! Please contact myself if you are intrest from this.

I put the contact again here to post if is a reply to Nadio for this email!

Brokenads breaks the news - Tiger Woods

Hello and today is time again for Brokenads breaks the news because some thing is happen? Tiger Woods crash the car to a tree. Is now the story about this talk in the news. Is not details come for what is happen because Tiger Woods not to talk about because he want about what is happen for privatcy. Tiger Woods is in golf and some people say this is sports. When Tiger is young he likes golf so he want to play this game. When he comes is a new suprise for this game becuase he is very young and this game is more play from the old men and people who cant athelete in sports to run and jump and play compete to another person or in the team. So when Tiger go to golf he is young and win every thing awards for golf and jackets. Jackets in golf is a prize. I dont understand to much golf but I play before in video games so I now is birdie and boogie and par and this is the times you can take to put the ball in the hole for golf. Put the ball in the hole and dont put the ball in the lake and the beach. Some times if you can make the ball in the hole to only one chance this is a hole in one. Is not easy to make it. So Tiger is famous for golf and wins many many million dollars. He can buy expensive car and house and marry the wife like a supermodel. So this is come now about the problem and problem with the wife maybe for the crash in the car to the tree. Tiger Woods go out 3 am and go in the car and drive crazy away and crash to a fire post and then in the tree. Is not say why is Tiger go out to drive in this time but in this time 3 am is maybe fight the wife about sex problems. Is now come about Tiger cheats his wife in many woman and call the other woman. Some the woman now come to say they go together with Tiger. So maybe is come together and Tiger wife ask about this women. She find about maybe Tiger dont make a hole in one and maybe a hole in two and three and more woman! So maybe is a fight and Tiger go out in the car very angry maybe scared for this to maybe the wife want divorce and then the wife win many million dollars from Tiger. She dont play in golf to win this money but is put easy Tiger Woods balls in the lake. So Tiger crash in the tree and people see and the wife see this and Tiger hurt in serious and cuts in the face. Tiger wife run inside to the house to bring golf clubs and start to break in the windows in the car because Tiger is locked! Crazy! Tiger is ok and maybe come to play golf again but is now not to remember because he is good in golf and people remember about this crash and cheat in the wife. If you win million dollars and you have rich in money this is maybe for your lesson never to cheat in the wife because she take this money and every thing car and the house and every thing inside the house and the golf club and prizes and the jacket so maybe Tiger go to play golf next time and is not play because he say my wife take my balls and is truth in some ways double. Please Tiger Woods you are marry and the wife is beautiful super model why you want to putt other woman?

This picture is Tiger Woods autographed the picture. This woman is not the wife for Tiger. She is only woman with tits for Tiger to see. Look in the face and you now he think about this tits!

This is a Tiger Woods picture to show the golf club fly because Tiger put the ball out the hole an is angry. Nike is proud a sponser for golf players who cheat in the wife!

Friday the 13 - Dont steal marijuana from Jason

I like horror movies and Jason movies of Friday the 13. Is not the best movies but is enjoy to it easy and is a good killer and scary mask. I like Friday the 13 movies part 1 to 8 original. Some is good some is bad but is good collection together. Then is come after Friday the 13 Jason Go To Hell. This movie is from the ass. Then is come Friday the 13 Jason X. Jason go to space in the future time. This movie is from the ass more. Then is come Freddy vs Jason and is a fight together Friday the 13 and Nightmare on Elm Street. This movie is not bad like Jason Go To Hell and Jason X but is almost bad like this movies. So now is come Friday the 13 remake and start again every thing. I never see this movie in the cinema because people say is bad review so I am wait to buy dvd version but then is come and is 25 dollars and I say no. I wait more time and comes to 14 dollars and is still to much and now I find this in dvd for 8 dollars so I check in it out. Take it! But is not amaze in this because this movie is from the ass again.
This is a movie with small parts in remake from Friday the 13 movies part 1,2,3,4. The start is the mother is chopped the head off from one girl and Jason is small boy handicap retarded and see this and after go live in the forest.
After the years is some people and they go to the forest to find the marijuana and some go to have sex and some people go in the forest and go inside the Jason house and one man find the marijuana. This man is murdered from Jason fast. I dont understand if is the marijuana from Jason and he starts to go crazy because the man try to steal this? Jason have the bag in the face in the way from Friday the 13 part 2 and now is 7 feet. Jason live in the forest and maybe eat grass and animals alive and become like a strong super monster man and maybe to make marijuana for himself to slow himself calm from the past when he is young. You are murdered when you take the marijuana! Crazy! After 20 minutes every one is murdered and then is start the movie again and is new people. This is stupid because now is a new movie and maybe only 1 hour some time to make a new story. So is a man now look for the sister from before. So Jason after murder more and then find other man who steals marijuana and he is murdered and Jason now find the Jason mask and is famous to this killer. After you see one woman from before is not murdered and is in chained in the basement of Jason. I dont understand why is Jason take this captives because Jason is always before a killer and never stop. If some body see Jason they never escaped the murder and now Jason have a basement. Is no reason to explained why the girl is let lived. So now the brother find the sister and go escaped and the final is in the barn and is similar for Friday the 13 part 3. This movie is not scary for my honesty. Jason is not like old Jason for movement and acting. Jason is some times to make a smart way to kill or trapped the people and this is to show more smart Jason but this is forget Jason is handicap retarded from before and is not a way to be more smart. Also Jason never kill people two times the same.
This movie also in dvd is not good in quality and is very dark and is hard to see it when is happen some thing.
I think this movie is disappoint and is sad because I like Jason. This movie is 2 versions and is one theatrical and killer cut. Killer cut is 10 minutes more darkness.

This is my rate for all the Friday the 13 movies.
Part 1 -Good
Part 2 -Good
Part 3 -Good
Part 4 -Good
Part 5 -Average
Part 6 -Good
Part 7 -Ok
Part 8 -Under Ok
Jason Go to Hell -From the ass
Jason X -From the ass more
Freddy vs Jason - Under Ok
Friday the 13 remake - From the ass

Andre The Giant is my rap star!

Hello to every people! I come back again to share music today for you.
When I am more young man I like to see wrestling shows and my hero is Hulk Hogan because he is the champion and he can do a slam in all the giant wrestlers and he slam Andre the Giant in Wrestlemania 3 show. This is crazy power. I also like Andre the Giant because he is a very big and is scary because maybe he eats the people! I find before in some years some wrestling music and is include Andre the Giant rap music. The song is Because thats what I want to do! Andre is not a easy vocals because he talk like a giant with deep vocals. So this is a rap song and is funny to listen to this. I share this music to you because is amaze me and I love to listen this to make myself laugh like stupid and maybe to dance. I wish this is more Andre the Giant music like more albums complete but I think is only make this one rap music. I want to listen this music in the clubs! Amaze!
Andre the Giant is my rap star.

Click HERE for Andre The Giant Rap music!

Movies for Halloween - Baby Blood

Time to tell you some movies maybe to see in Halloween time.
This movie is Baby Blood. I tell you the story. Before I have dvd players I buy this movie for some years in vhs tape because I go in a store and is many vhs for cheap. So is maybe 3 for 10 dollars so I buy Evil Within (Baby Blood), Star Wars Phantom Manace and I think one is wrestling with Hulk Hogan. I never see before Star Wars Phantom Manace because I like original Star Wars I want to see it. Very bad. Is like to make a shit a very big shit and to push the button for flush but the toilet no eat and is come up and up and over for the top and the shit go on the floor. Phantom Manace is shit on the floor! Honesty!
I am surprise because Baby Blood when I see I think is maybe not to be good but is good. I buy this movie also more in recent time because is now in dvd.
This movie is a girl and she work in the circus and the circus catch a tiger. The tiger is very crazy and in the night time the tiger explode and from inside comes out a black worm. The girl is sleep and the worm comes in the bed and goes inside her for pregnancy! Is very strange to understand but the worm goes in the vagina when she is sleep. Then in the next day she is run away and start to go crazy and stab people and also some times naked. Then is start to see she is pregnancy inside because this baby is talk to her! Yes the baby is inside and is talk to the mother inside the mind and she talk also to the baby. The baby is maybe Satan from the jungle because is come from the worm inside the tiger? or maybe a very old evil? The baby talks to the mother and say he needs the blood to come alive and also to go in the ocean. So is the movie the woman gets the blood and drinks for the baby to grow and the quest. This is a crazy movie and blood and gore in some parts but is a movie I never stop watch because in intrest to see what is happen. This movie is French but is English dub and is good. I like the voice for the baby.

Does this movie show the tits: yes

I give this movie 8 from 10.

Time for Halloween - Scary horror movies

Hello to you I am start now to be excited because is almost Halloween. Time to see scary horror movies for fun. Is the time I want to come every year. I tell you the story. When I am young I remember to see Micheal Jackson video Thriller. This is a good song for classic pop music and I see Micheal Jackson dance with the zombies! Good music and zombies and this start me to like music and horror movies in the same time. Then I start to want to see horror and I see Halloween and more. I move from Micheal Jackson to more heavy metal and still all my life I love horror. My uncle one time see me when I watch horror movie and he see I have many horror dvds and he say is wrong to enjoy this movies about horror and scary. He say this movies fight against Jesus and if you like this horror movies you are TOGETHER WITH SATAN! I say no is not for Satan is for fun and is my mesage to you. Enjoy scary movies for Halloween time. I try to put soon some list maybe for some movies to see in this time.

Balloon Boy

BrokeNads breaks the news : Balloon Boy

Today I come to break the news for Balloon boy and what is happen. Crazy! Is a man who makes a balloon in the house and then the balloon goes escape and one children say he see his boy brother jump inside in the balloon and then it go up! Up to the air! So in the news every body is go crazy because they think is a boy fly in a balloon in the air and is danger because when the balloon falls down maybe the boy is dead. This police go to the balloon and go after for a time and then the balloon is come down in the grass way and is SURPRISE no boy in the balloon! The boy is not in the balloon he is in the house in the box! He is not the boy in the balloon he is the boy in the box! Now is to now about it this is not true to happen in this way like is say. Is the father who make this balloon and imaginate this way to be famous and to go in tv to make money. The father and the wife are before in a reality show call Wife Swap. Why is the controversial areas now every thing is from reality show? I dont now what is this show Wife Swap. I dont see reality shows because is not my entertainment but I ask my friend and he say is a show when is change the wife. I say what?! Is when two husbands change the wifes to each one another! I dont understand this game. Why change the wife? Is to maybe eat diffrent food and to do sex to a diffrent wife. Is crazy to me. I dont now how you can win this game? How the people can vote for the final. Is like to make a show call Cheat on the wife and then every body makes sex to another one and then the final they can win the million dollars. Crazy! So the husband maybe after this show is not famous and maybe not win money because they lose the wife swap game and now is want to make more money. Maybe to make a book or more shows so he invent to put his son in a balloon to take off. I think now this police is stupid because they never see this balloon is small and never to take up a children is not possible. Children is heavy for this balloon. Is need maybe 50 balloons to take up children to the air or maybe half size a baby. This is a crazy story because now every thing is reality show and people can be famous because of nothing. Before you have talent and maybe in sing or you are amaze in acting and maybe you are amaze in a sport so you are famous. Today you are famous from nothing. Maybe like Paris Hilton. She is famous because she have many million dollars she is stupid and she makes a video for every time she sucks from the difffrent cocks. She try movies and the acting is lick the ass and she is singing in a cd and this is lick the shits. This is how people think is like to make yourself famous. A father to put the son to make a balloon boy and to make himself famous like Paris Hilton like a balloon brain.

This is the picture from the balloon boy and family. The boy centre is the boy in the box. This is the husband and the wife. Is the original wife not the swap wife. In the back is the balloon. Is no boys inside. This balloon put up in the air and is use for measured how stupid is your father.


This is Paris Hilton picture. She is up in the air with balloon brains and she have many boys inside.

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This is WTF

This is WTF!

Barbie Dolls USB
Is many Barbies dolls and almost every topic. Teacher, Ballet, Surfing, play guitar and 1000 more areas. Now is a new Barbie and have inside USB Flash Drive for computers and is easy for you to use it. Pull the head off and put the neck in your computer. I think this is maybe new horror movie victim Barbie but is not but to put infromation and important files and picture to take out with you when you go. Maybe I am not easy in understand the things here but I think maybe USB is invent to be small thing to take. Big storage in the small device. This Barbie is to big for my pants so I have to take it in my hands when I go in business meeting. Big bitch!


Is also other Barbie dolls to come out. Almost 100 years before happen a disastar in Titanic and 1500 people drowned in the frozen water to the death and you can celebrate now this when you buy the Titanic Barbie. This is doll pose in the front of Titanic ship before she drowned. Of course.

Brokenads breaks the news

Hello. Is a new thing in topics for Blog of Brokenads because sometimes maybe some thing is happen maybe in the news and events and then you talk to your friends and maybe in the workplace and they say about did you see this or what is happened. So this is a new topic to talk about what is happen current event and maybe to talk about it in opinions.

Brokenads Breaks The News: So Do You Think You Can Dance?

Is now in the news talk about this show and what is happen with a vagina. I never watch this show and I dont now what is it. Is like a show like American Idol but is dance not sing and the people go to show if they can dance. Then is votes from the people and in the final they say yes you can dance or no. What is happen is one woman go in the show and start a dance then is fall down to the floor and the vagina comes out because she is not put the underpanties before the show. For honesty I dont undertand why is this so much in the news because I see this in repeat video and is very dark to see and you can see very much nothing. Very dark. I see vaginas before and is not easy to see one in this show when this is happen. Is strange because the show is not censore this because maybe is nothing to see but is crazy if you go to dance and not wear clothes under because in dance you can jump and fly up and movement around. For sure this can happen and you dont think about and ...BAROOOOF the vagina comes out! For you to say you see the vagina 100% you will see the vagina bean and is to dark to see this here.
I think is not big event because before Janet Jackson shows the tits in the football half game and every body is go crazy about this. People very mad and is only tits in the tv and now maybe vagina and they say you never can show this in tv but is pornos in the internet and porno dvds and also Playboy books in the store for every body because this sells tits and vaginas but is not stop because they say is a freedom of speach . You shut up.

This woman falls down after the dance and out come the vagina? She spills the beans? You can judge. Do you see the vagina?

Hello again today!

Hello I am sorry to say because in this month September I dont make to much in updates in my blog of Brokenads and maybe you ask why is this? What is happen is before in the start the month I am go to play my dvds to see a movie and my dvd player is broke and is no play the dvds! So what WTF! I decide what I can do because I have many dvds. So I think is a good chance to update to the bluray so I buy a playstation 3 games machine. I think is good idea because I have before playstation 2 and I love games and also PS3 is for games, dvds and blurays movies for hidef. Very nice to see it. Amaze! So in this month is what I do to make it and connected and buy some blurays movies to see and try it. Also I help my friends to make some fixings in the houses. My friend Carlos ask me to fix some the chairs for the kitchen because is broken and he think I have smarts about how to fix this because I have before work in carpenter work but not much! So I fix the chairs. Is because he say his wife sit in the chairs and broken 3 chairs he joke because he say she is some over wieght. I say your wife have to many pounds in the ass and we laugh because she is not in the house. She go to buy cakes for the birthday of the son. He give me a coca cola for my job because I dont want money from my friends for only put nails in the chairs. I hope to update more because some my friends say this blog is the number 1 blog in the world. Take it!
Also is always amaze me and bring me to smile when comes more people to enjoy my blog and when I see people join. I want to say hello and welcome to new person who followed it. I see the name is Luna. Welcome Luna and enjoy Blog of Brokenads!

Friends and scary movies

Today is a good day because I go to the store to buy movies dvds and start to find scary movies to see in this month for Halloween and I see my old friends Peter and Frank in the store. Is my good friends from before. I dont see this friends from many years ago and I hope now they come to look in my blog. So I want to make this message to say if you come to read my blog please leave comments here so I can say hello to you and make contact. Take it! Please use other eggs. Please dont scramble my yokes.

Woman Pictures - Pussycat Dolls

Pussycat Dolls

Today is a woman pictures of Pussycunt Dolls. I dont now who is this group. I never hear songs from them. I dont now even what music is. I think is strippers but is not only to attract because of tits and ass but also songs. I think is not very good looking some but this blonde in the right of the picture in the top is sexy and easy to make you do cock vanilla. I dont now what is the songs but maybe in this picture in below is when is sing with the vagina in the chorus. Click in the pictures to see the Pussys bigger.

DVD Review - Secret Window

I like Stephen King and horror in movies and is very popular in books. I see many Stephen King movies and some is good and some is bad. I see this movie in a trailer and I think is not very excite but I find dvd for 5 dollars so I try. Also is say in the cover of dvd about Roger Ebert and two thumbs up. Yes two thumbs up the ass. Very disappoint! This movie is slow like shit. Is a story of a man who writers books and he makes a divorce recent because the wife goes to a hotel for sex with a new man. Johhny Depp is the writer. So he is divorce and he lives now alone in a house in the forest. Then a man comes from Amish and tells to him about how he steal his stories in his books. Johnny Depp says is not true and after in the night the amish man kills the dog. After is just the man appears and say you steal my story and maybe is a fight or some one is killed but is not excite is boring. Also is story about Johhny Depp and his divorce and sign the papers and is even more boring to add in the story. I think to myself this movie is slow like a shit and best to have a good ending to save this movie but is not and is typical because Johnny Depp is crazy and the ending is he eats a corn?. This movie is very bad and is only small parts that can be ok maybe in the acting but is most stupid because Amish people are not scary and this movie is not scary for a horror movie. This movie only has small parts to enjoy and maybe almost nothing. This movie is like ice cream from the ass. Ice cream is good but not from the ass.

Rating: 2/10

Does this movie show the tits? No

Woman Pictures - Catherine Zeta Jones

Catherine Zeta Jones

Today is a woman pictures topic of Catherine Zeta Jones. This is before and she is sexy.

Iron Maiden Discography review

I like very much Iron Maiden and from when I am young. Is one the best in heavy metal music and is still go strong in music. I have all the cds from Iron Maiden and is followed my rated from 10 stars. My favorite is Iron Maiden.

Iron Maiden 9
Killers 8.5
The Number of the Beast 7
Piece of Mind 6
Powerslave 7
Live After Death 9.5
Somewhere in Time 9
Seventh Son of a Seventh Son 8.5
No Prayer for the Dying 5
Fear of the Dark 4
The X Factor 6.5
Virtual XI 3
Brave New World 5
Dance of Death 7
A Matter of Life and Death 7.5

Download This...

Download This...
This is a new section to be in blog of brokenads. Is maybe when some times I see some thing or is funny or crazy I will post in my blog here for the topic Download this.
Today is a funny instruction audio from 1960s for religion people. Is talk about how to talk to childrens about sex dreams and about the penis. You will listen and maybe you will easy to learn about how to use the penis proper the way it is because God is to carefully planned your penis!
Click here to catch this mp3 audio.

Woman Pictures - Zooey Dechanel

Zooey Dechanel

Hello people. Today is a post of Woman Pictures and is Zooey Dechanel. She is a cute sexy. Very sex. She is maybe not the best beautiful woman in the world but is cute and seemly a nice person. She is actor in movies. I never see the movies only The Happening because is horror movie. Nice face and nice figure and is good enough for Brokenads Woman Pictures posts!

Cinema Movie Review

Time Travelers Wife

I recent to go to the cinema to see this movie Time Travelers Wife. Is not a Time Travel Wife is a story about a man who have sickness and can travel in time by accidental. Is not want to happen sometimes but is suddenly happen to disappear in time travel. Is not in time machine is only himself. My girlfriend read this book and say is good and want to see this movie versions so I go also. Last time we see Transformers 2 and this time she pick Time Travels Wife. I go because is fair to see the movie she want to see. I am also maybe if I say no she will be angry and maybe complain about or maybe want to break my sex. I go and is not many people is maybe 30 people and I think I am only man to see this movie in the cinema so is strange because I feel I am in a wrong place. Maybe is feel like I go inside to the womans washroom in mistake. I see this movie and is very slow to the start and boring and I want to sleep but is better when is past the start and start to be more intrest. I think is slow story and is some bad script for the words some times but is intrest the plot so is half to half. Is a man who in travel in time and in no control so he go to visit young girl in the forest and she is alone in a picnic. When he goes in time travel he appears naked because clothes dont time travel. So when he is go he is always to look for cover up himself. Then he go and come back because the girl likes him and she always wait for him to come in a visit again. He come and she is grow older and is small girl and teenager and then full woman. So is not see him long time but after she see him in the library and they are together again and then is more serious and married and sexual and pregnancy. But is problems with pregnancy because maybe this baby is also sick with time travel. Maybe is time travel from the pregnant stomack? After when they are in the kitchen the time travel husband is appear from the future and he see himself in the floor naked and blood from maybe the stomack? So this is the question to make what is happen in the future. Is the husband died and is the baby to born?
I think this movie is not to bad. Is bore in the start but is better. Is still to be very slow and romantics so is more for womans movie. I think is ok. Is a movie of romantic and fantasy and some comedy almost like romantic comedy movies but is not to much. Is also a wedding because is a wedding in all the woman movies because woman like to see love happen.
Is not maybe the movie I like to see but is not true some times because I like to see romantic movies once in the time. I like before to see Message in the Bottle. So is some times enjoy this kinds.
I think is enjoy if is for you and I make a rating in this movie for
6.5/10

Does this movie show the tits? No this movie show no tits but is show the ass. Is show the man and the woman ass.

Recent Purchase in DVD

Dragon Dynasty DVDs

I recent to go to Sears store. I never go before because I think is not the best store and I dont now they sell dvds. I think is only clothes and shoes and machines. I find some dvds for cheap. I buy One Armed Swordsman, Legend of the Black Scorpion, Young Auntie and Last Hurrah for Chilvary. Is 6 dollars each one and good deals for Dragon Dynasty dvds because is usual to be 20 dollars and more.

Recent Purchase in DVD

Joe 90

Is a new topics I put in my blog of brokenads and is recent purchase in dvd. When I buy new dvds I will put in this topics to tell about and also to show the price because I like to find deals in dvds. Maybe you read and have excitement from this and want to buy so I give infromation best I can. My recent purchase in dvd is Joe 90. Is a show from 1968 and is box set. Is 4 dvds and 30 episode for the total 12 hours 30 mintues.
This show is from same like Thunderbird with puppets and is fun show. Is a boy name Joe and Joe has a father. He invent machines. He invent machine to take the brain ideas from people and put inside other people. So for an example if some body is the best in piano they take the brain ideas from this and put inside other person and this person can play the piano in the exactly way even if is never touched the music in the life! So when he invent the machines the uncle is in the secret government to help the world and together they think is good idea for use this machine to help the world and for use this machine in Joe. Joe is 9 years old and become a spy name Joe 90. This is a fun show to see is like to play with toys and bring to life the toys to your eyes. Small puppets and boats and cars and house minitures and amaze machines. Is like James Bond style but James Bond is 9 years old boy. I love this ideas. Very fun. If is problem for solution then put the idea inside the brain of Joe. Joe play the piano to save the life and even make a brain operation in surgery. Joe flys the plane and steals the brain ideas from his father new girlfriend. Crazy!
One thing can be better is because is puppets is never show to walk or run because is strings in the head. I never see this show before but I read about how is it and I find very cheap this. In Amazon.ca is sell for 89.99 and I find in Zellers for 19.99. Is A&E product and is remaster and nice picture. Extra is only 2 commetary and some infromations and gallery but is very fun show for 20 dollars. Look to see if you can find in Zellers. This show is for children and adults with children inside. Take it!

8/10

Woman Pictures - Megan Fox 2

Megan Fox

I make before a post about Megan Fox and is topless but I find this picture and is maybe more sexy because is dress up to glamour. Is a picture when Megan Fox win a popcorn award. She is very sexy. I look more in the picture with Megan Fox tits and is maybe look like she have breast implant. Is not large in the chest but is look maybe like is implants because is funny shapes for tits. One time my friend is talk to me about breast implants and how is maybe is an actress have this I dont remember who is this but when he say this I dont now what is implants so when I talk about this I say breast egg plants and he laugh and laugh and never stop to laugh. So now is mean for us when woman is have very bad breast implants to look terrible we call this breast egg plants. When I see this Megan Fox topless is maybe not so bad but is not look correct all the way so is maybe more like implants like the pillows with the memory foam because when you touch the tits the tits remember and stay in this shape. Memory foam tits! Megan Fox is amaze in this picture. Very classic beautiful. Is shame if is true about implants because woman beautiful like Megan Fox is not need this to be popular and is shame woman think is need this for advance. Is not important the size of the tits is only how much you share the vagina and if you make many blowjobs good. Yes I make a joke. Take it!

Friday the 13th Mask

Friday the 13th Mask

This is to show my Friday the 13th mask. Is replicate mask use in Friday the 13th part 3/4 similar. I like this very much. Is also have the break from the axe from part 3 ending. Please dont be jealousy. Click in the picture to see bigger.

Beat Goes On - Good Websites

I like this websites to recommend. Is called Beat Goes On and is sell used dvds and cds. Is like Amazon but is only used. I shop from this place some times and is good. Some times you can find rare dvd or cd and is good prices. I recommend you to see and you can search to see what is to buy. Dvd, cd, games.
www.beatgoeson.com

Woman Pictures - Megan Fox

Megan Fox shows the tits. Is not normal for me to show naked tits in this blog but I find Megan Fox tits. She comes from swim. This is for the people who like my blog in dedicate so far. Megan Fox is from good Transformers movie and also very bad Transformers 2 sequel movie. If you enjoy first movie and think about see the sequel movie please dont see. Print this picture of tits and look for 2 1/2 hours. Is less waste in time then to see Transformers 2. I want to juggle shit balls before I see this sequel movie again. Click picture to see bigger.

Repo - Movie Review

I want to see this movie before but I never buy in full price because I think maybe is not what I like because is a singing movie. I hear before the soundtrack and I dont like very much. I like maybe two songs. So I see now this week the price is very cheap and I buy in HMV store for 6 dollars the dvd so is a chance I dont like but is not to much money to pay. I see this movie and I dont like I'm sorry. Is nice to see the dark and director is ok but the story is intrest but is never come to go because the music songs is bad! This two songs I like from the soundtracks is the ones is used in repeat in some place in the movie. Other songs is forget. My big problem in this movie is the songs. Is bad and every thing is sing. Things is sing that is not good idea to sing. I like some musical movies but even is some words that is speak from the characters but Repo is every thing is sing.
Is like a character is to open the door they sing:
"I go to open the door now, I take out my keys to open the door now. Look when I open I turn the door nobs to open. Now I open the door to walk in the house now. I walk fast. I walk in the house because the door is open and I can walk inside because I use the keys to open the doors! How I do it? How I do it? Keeeeeyyyyysss!"
This is not from the movie but is in an example of how is ridicolus about to much describe everything to the lyrics. So I am intrest in the story but is never advanced because to much songs and to much sing. Is also some intrest characters in but is never explore this characters in full and is just only man with face, paris hilton and mean guy. Also is Sarah Brightman and she is famous to sing in musical theatres and to bad in this movie she has nice vocals inside songs about nothing.
Is difrent if is good songs to kick the ass but is not and this is a singing movie so the songs must be good to make intrest lasting to the finish. In honesty I am so full from this in the end I dont pay attentions to the ending. I see but I dont take it inside. Intrest story, bad music, bad lyrics. I think this movie is shit not chocolate.

Does this movie show the tits: yes some small tits
Rated: 3 from 10 stars

Alice Cooper Discography Rating

I like Alice Cooper and have all the cds. I rate this cds from 10 stars.
My favorite is Killer.

Pretties for You 6
Easy Action 6
Love It to Death 9
Killer 9
School's Out 7
Billion Dollar Babies 8
Muscle of Love 6
Welcome to My Nightmare 8
Alice Cooper Goes to Hell 7
Lace and Whiskey 2
From the Inside 7
Flush the Fashion 2
Special Forces 2
Zipper Catches Skin 2
DaDa 3
Constrictor 6
Raise Your Fist and Yell 7
Trash 5
Hey Stoopid 8
The Last Temptation 8
Brutal Planet 7
Dragontown 7
The Eyes of Alice Cooper 8
Dirty Diamonds 6
Along Came a Spider 3

Horror Digital

I love movies and horror movies and one my favorite websites is to go to Horror Digital. Good infromation about horror movies and good community in forums. Good people and friends. Go!
HorrorDigital.com

Trauma - Movie Review

I have a book for many years and is about horror movies and directors and is one part is talk about Dario Argento. I dont now who is this at this time so I read is say his movies is amaze like Susperia and Phenomena and Opera and Deep Red. So after I look for this movies from Dario. I find Trauma and I rent this before in vhs. I enjoy very much. Is a story for a girl who eat nothing and run away from hospital for maybe mental crazy people. She is bring back to her parents and soon the parents do a meeting to talk to the dead and then a killer makes a decapitation to them. The parents is dead and now is a killer around that makes decapitation when the weather is rainy. The girl run away and has a new boyfriend and together they discover the case about the killer and how is relation to the case and the past with a shocking twisted ending.
I like this movie very much when I see first time and I also enjoy very much young Asia Argento in this movie. She is daughter of Dario Argento. I think this is hot how they say. Is strange because is a scene to show Asia in topless to show the tits and is not strange this but is to see because you now her father is director! Oh no!
After I see this movie I enjoy very much the story and how is the ending so I look for more Dario movies and I find Susperia but I think this is bad movie. This is a horror movie inside a school of ballet but is more ballet than is horror so is not really to be a horror movie but is a ballet movie with a killing and some confuse story. Is a nice look in this movie with colours and very bad loud music. And is not for conclusion because you see and then is just end and is like watch this movie is like someone come to you and tell you a joke and then before the laugh then start running away. I think this movie is like a poo but like a big one that look like a pepperoni.

I enjoy very much Trauma and is very strong favorite for me is not the best movie to ever made and is not make me do cock vanilla but is a movie I enjoy. Is also because it make me have a crush for Asia from this movie but after she is act more strange when she grow up and I dont like her to much any more. She is not in more good movies and she put a tattoo on her vagina.

Rated : 8/10
Does this movie show the tits? Yes
Trauma is in dvd and I say to see this movie.

This show a pictures of Asia tattoo on the vagina and below is the one between the ass.

Woman Pictures - Lindsay Lohan

I dont now who is this. She is celebrity and always talk about her in the tabloids newspapers. She is an actor and she make music and maybe eats drugs but this is a nice picture to show the legs. Look in the picture and you see the face look like swelling. Maybe this is because she eats drugs but is nice body curves and good size. Not to skinny! Click in the picture to see the legs!

Welcome here to Blog of BrokeNads

Hello to the people! My name is Nadio and I make today this blog posts website in the internet for people to see and make comments if is your choice. My english is maybe lick the ass but is not stop me from go in the internet and enjoy. Also I join in the forum for horrordigital.com and enjoy this and to talk to other people who like also the horror movies and dvds. My name is Nadio and is why I make the name BrokeNads. I am always buy dvd and some times I am spend my money and I am BROKE so I think is a good name to make BrokeNads to say is like Broke Nadio similar. So I join in horrordigital forums in this name and my friend tell me after is nads mean about the genitals but is not the meaning for me is mean my name is Nadio and I am broke because I buy to much dvds and this is the answer. I say before my english is bad but I try and maybe this blog is good for me to go and make a try and help me and my english. I welcome the people from the place you come from and I hope you enjoy my blog of BrokeNads!
My plan for this blog is to talk about horror movies and dvds and my opinions and maybe creative and artistic as I can and also woman pictures.
Thank you.