DVD Review - Secret Window

I like Stephen King and horror in movies and is very popular in books. I see many Stephen King movies and some is good and some is bad. I see this movie in a trailer and I think is not very excite but I find dvd for 5 dollars so I try. Also is say in the cover of dvd about Roger Ebert and two thumbs up. Yes two thumbs up the ass. Very disappoint! This movie is slow like shit. Is a story of a man who writers books and he makes a divorce recent because the wife goes to a hotel for sex with a new man. Johhny Depp is the writer. So he is divorce and he lives now alone in a house in the forest. Then a man comes from Amish and tells to him about how he steal his stories in his books. Johnny Depp says is not true and after in the night the amish man kills the dog. After is just the man appears and say you steal my story and maybe is a fight or some one is killed but is not excite is boring. Also is story about Johhny Depp and his divorce and sign the papers and is even more boring to add in the story. I think to myself this movie is slow like a shit and best to have a good ending to save this movie but is not and is typical because Johnny Depp is crazy and the ending is he eats a corn?. This movie is very bad and is only small parts that can be ok maybe in the acting but is most stupid because Amish people are not scary and this movie is not scary for a horror movie. This movie only has small parts to enjoy and maybe almost nothing. This movie is like ice cream from the ass. Ice cream is good but not from the ass.

Rating: 2/10

Does this movie show the tits? No

Woman Pictures - Catherine Zeta Jones

Catherine Zeta Jones

Today is a woman pictures topic of Catherine Zeta Jones. This is before and she is sexy.

Iron Maiden Discography review

I like very much Iron Maiden and from when I am young. Is one the best in heavy metal music and is still go strong in music. I have all the cds from Iron Maiden and is followed my rated from 10 stars. My favorite is Iron Maiden.

Iron Maiden 9
Killers 8.5
The Number of the Beast 7
Piece of Mind 6
Powerslave 7
Live After Death 9.5
Somewhere in Time 9
Seventh Son of a Seventh Son 8.5
No Prayer for the Dying 5
Fear of the Dark 4
The X Factor 6.5
Virtual XI 3
Brave New World 5
Dance of Death 7
A Matter of Life and Death 7.5

Download This...

Download This...
This is a new section to be in blog of brokenads. Is maybe when some times I see some thing or is funny or crazy I will post in my blog here for the topic Download this.
Today is a funny instruction audio from 1960s for religion people. Is talk about how to talk to childrens about sex dreams and about the penis. You will listen and maybe you will easy to learn about how to use the penis proper the way it is because God is to carefully planned your penis!
Click here to catch this mp3 audio.

Woman Pictures - Zooey Dechanel

Zooey Dechanel

Hello people. Today is a post of Woman Pictures and is Zooey Dechanel. She is a cute sexy. Very sex. She is maybe not the best beautiful woman in the world but is cute and seemly a nice person. She is actor in movies. I never see the movies only The Happening because is horror movie. Nice face and nice figure and is good enough for Brokenads Woman Pictures posts!

Cinema Movie Review

Time Travelers Wife

I recent to go to the cinema to see this movie Time Travelers Wife. Is not a Time Travel Wife is a story about a man who have sickness and can travel in time by accidental. Is not want to happen sometimes but is suddenly happen to disappear in time travel. Is not in time machine is only himself. My girlfriend read this book and say is good and want to see this movie versions so I go also. Last time we see Transformers 2 and this time she pick Time Travels Wife. I go because is fair to see the movie she want to see. I am also maybe if I say no she will be angry and maybe complain about or maybe want to break my sex. I go and is not many people is maybe 30 people and I think I am only man to see this movie in the cinema so is strange because I feel I am in a wrong place. Maybe is feel like I go inside to the womans washroom in mistake. I see this movie and is very slow to the start and boring and I want to sleep but is better when is past the start and start to be more intrest. I think is slow story and is some bad script for the words some times but is intrest the plot so is half to half. Is a man who in travel in time and in no control so he go to visit young girl in the forest and she is alone in a picnic. When he goes in time travel he appears naked because clothes dont time travel. So when he is go he is always to look for cover up himself. Then he go and come back because the girl likes him and she always wait for him to come in a visit again. He come and she is grow older and is small girl and teenager and then full woman. So is not see him long time but after she see him in the library and they are together again and then is more serious and married and sexual and pregnancy. But is problems with pregnancy because maybe this baby is also sick with time travel. Maybe is time travel from the pregnant stomack? After when they are in the kitchen the time travel husband is appear from the future and he see himself in the floor naked and blood from maybe the stomack? So this is the question to make what is happen in the future. Is the husband died and is the baby to born?
I think this movie is not to bad. Is bore in the start but is better. Is still to be very slow and romantics so is more for womans movie. I think is ok. Is a movie of romantic and fantasy and some comedy almost like romantic comedy movies but is not to much. Is also a wedding because is a wedding in all the woman movies because woman like to see love happen.
Is not maybe the movie I like to see but is not true some times because I like to see romantic movies once in the time. I like before to see Message in the Bottle. So is some times enjoy this kinds.
I think is enjoy if is for you and I make a rating in this movie for
6.5/10

Does this movie show the tits? No this movie show no tits but is show the ass. Is show the man and the woman ass.

Recent Purchase in DVD

Dragon Dynasty DVDs

I recent to go to Sears store. I never go before because I think is not the best store and I dont now they sell dvds. I think is only clothes and shoes and machines. I find some dvds for cheap. I buy One Armed Swordsman, Legend of the Black Scorpion, Young Auntie and Last Hurrah for Chilvary. Is 6 dollars each one and good deals for Dragon Dynasty dvds because is usual to be 20 dollars and more.

Recent Purchase in DVD

Joe 90

Is a new topics I put in my blog of brokenads and is recent purchase in dvd. When I buy new dvds I will put in this topics to tell about and also to show the price because I like to find deals in dvds. Maybe you read and have excitement from this and want to buy so I give infromation best I can. My recent purchase in dvd is Joe 90. Is a show from 1968 and is box set. Is 4 dvds and 30 episode for the total 12 hours 30 mintues.
This show is from same like Thunderbird with puppets and is fun show. Is a boy name Joe and Joe has a father. He invent machines. He invent machine to take the brain ideas from people and put inside other people. So for an example if some body is the best in piano they take the brain ideas from this and put inside other person and this person can play the piano in the exactly way even if is never touched the music in the life! So when he invent the machines the uncle is in the secret government to help the world and together they think is good idea for use this machine to help the world and for use this machine in Joe. Joe is 9 years old and become a spy name Joe 90. This is a fun show to see is like to play with toys and bring to life the toys to your eyes. Small puppets and boats and cars and house minitures and amaze machines. Is like James Bond style but James Bond is 9 years old boy. I love this ideas. Very fun. If is problem for solution then put the idea inside the brain of Joe. Joe play the piano to save the life and even make a brain operation in surgery. Joe flys the plane and steals the brain ideas from his father new girlfriend. Crazy!
One thing can be better is because is puppets is never show to walk or run because is strings in the head. I never see this show before but I read about how is it and I find very cheap this. In Amazon.ca is sell for 89.99 and I find in Zellers for 19.99. Is A&E product and is remaster and nice picture. Extra is only 2 commetary and some infromations and gallery but is very fun show for 20 dollars. Look to see if you can find in Zellers. This show is for children and adults with children inside. Take it!

8/10

Woman Pictures - Megan Fox 2

Megan Fox

I make before a post about Megan Fox and is topless but I find this picture and is maybe more sexy because is dress up to glamour. Is a picture when Megan Fox win a popcorn award. She is very sexy. I look more in the picture with Megan Fox tits and is maybe look like she have breast implant. Is not large in the chest but is look maybe like is implants because is funny shapes for tits. One time my friend is talk to me about breast implants and how is maybe is an actress have this I dont remember who is this but when he say this I dont now what is implants so when I talk about this I say breast egg plants and he laugh and laugh and never stop to laugh. So now is mean for us when woman is have very bad breast implants to look terrible we call this breast egg plants. When I see this Megan Fox topless is maybe not so bad but is not look correct all the way so is maybe more like implants like the pillows with the memory foam because when you touch the tits the tits remember and stay in this shape. Memory foam tits! Megan Fox is amaze in this picture. Very classic beautiful. Is shame if is true about implants because woman beautiful like Megan Fox is not need this to be popular and is shame woman think is need this for advance. Is not important the size of the tits is only how much you share the vagina and if you make many blowjobs good. Yes I make a joke. Take it!

Friday the 13th Mask

Friday the 13th Mask

This is to show my Friday the 13th mask. Is replicate mask use in Friday the 13th part 3/4 similar. I like this very much. Is also have the break from the axe from part 3 ending. Please dont be jealousy. Click in the picture to see bigger.

Beat Goes On - Good Websites

I like this websites to recommend. Is called Beat Goes On and is sell used dvds and cds. Is like Amazon but is only used. I shop from this place some times and is good. Some times you can find rare dvd or cd and is good prices. I recommend you to see and you can search to see what is to buy. Dvd, cd, games.
www.beatgoeson.com

Woman Pictures - Megan Fox

Megan Fox shows the tits. Is not normal for me to show naked tits in this blog but I find Megan Fox tits. She comes from swim. This is for the people who like my blog in dedicate so far. Megan Fox is from good Transformers movie and also very bad Transformers 2 sequel movie. If you enjoy first movie and think about see the sequel movie please dont see. Print this picture of tits and look for 2 1/2 hours. Is less waste in time then to see Transformers 2. I want to juggle shit balls before I see this sequel movie again. Click picture to see bigger.

Repo - Movie Review

I want to see this movie before but I never buy in full price because I think maybe is not what I like because is a singing movie. I hear before the soundtrack and I dont like very much. I like maybe two songs. So I see now this week the price is very cheap and I buy in HMV store for 6 dollars the dvd so is a chance I dont like but is not to much money to pay. I see this movie and I dont like I'm sorry. Is nice to see the dark and director is ok but the story is intrest but is never come to go because the music songs is bad! This two songs I like from the soundtracks is the ones is used in repeat in some place in the movie. Other songs is forget. My big problem in this movie is the songs. Is bad and every thing is sing. Things is sing that is not good idea to sing. I like some musical movies but even is some words that is speak from the characters but Repo is every thing is sing.
Is like a character is to open the door they sing:
"I go to open the door now, I take out my keys to open the door now. Look when I open I turn the door nobs to open. Now I open the door to walk in the house now. I walk fast. I walk in the house because the door is open and I can walk inside because I use the keys to open the doors! How I do it? How I do it? Keeeeeyyyyysss!"
This is not from the movie but is in an example of how is ridicolus about to much describe everything to the lyrics. So I am intrest in the story but is never advanced because to much songs and to much sing. Is also some intrest characters in but is never explore this characters in full and is just only man with face, paris hilton and mean guy. Also is Sarah Brightman and she is famous to sing in musical theatres and to bad in this movie she has nice vocals inside songs about nothing.
Is difrent if is good songs to kick the ass but is not and this is a singing movie so the songs must be good to make intrest lasting to the finish. In honesty I am so full from this in the end I dont pay attentions to the ending. I see but I dont take it inside. Intrest story, bad music, bad lyrics. I think this movie is shit not chocolate.

Does this movie show the tits: yes some small tits
Rated: 3 from 10 stars

Alice Cooper Discography Rating

I like Alice Cooper and have all the cds. I rate this cds from 10 stars.
My favorite is Killer.

Pretties for You 6
Easy Action 6
Love It to Death 9
Killer 9
School's Out 7
Billion Dollar Babies 8
Muscle of Love 6
Welcome to My Nightmare 8
Alice Cooper Goes to Hell 7
Lace and Whiskey 2
From the Inside 7
Flush the Fashion 2
Special Forces 2
Zipper Catches Skin 2
DaDa 3
Constrictor 6
Raise Your Fist and Yell 7
Trash 5
Hey Stoopid 8
The Last Temptation 8
Brutal Planet 7
Dragontown 7
The Eyes of Alice Cooper 8
Dirty Diamonds 6
Along Came a Spider 3

Horror Digital

I love movies and horror movies and one my favorite websites is to go to Horror Digital. Good infromation about horror movies and good community in forums. Good people and friends. Go!
HorrorDigital.com

Trauma - Movie Review

I have a book for many years and is about horror movies and directors and is one part is talk about Dario Argento. I dont now who is this at this time so I read is say his movies is amaze like Susperia and Phenomena and Opera and Deep Red. So after I look for this movies from Dario. I find Trauma and I rent this before in vhs. I enjoy very much. Is a story for a girl who eat nothing and run away from hospital for maybe mental crazy people. She is bring back to her parents and soon the parents do a meeting to talk to the dead and then a killer makes a decapitation to them. The parents is dead and now is a killer around that makes decapitation when the weather is rainy. The girl run away and has a new boyfriend and together they discover the case about the killer and how is relation to the case and the past with a shocking twisted ending.
I like this movie very much when I see first time and I also enjoy very much young Asia Argento in this movie. She is daughter of Dario Argento. I think this is hot how they say. Is strange because is a scene to show Asia in topless to show the tits and is not strange this but is to see because you now her father is director! Oh no!
After I see this movie I enjoy very much the story and how is the ending so I look for more Dario movies and I find Susperia but I think this is bad movie. This is a horror movie inside a school of ballet but is more ballet than is horror so is not really to be a horror movie but is a ballet movie with a killing and some confuse story. Is a nice look in this movie with colours and very bad loud music. And is not for conclusion because you see and then is just end and is like watch this movie is like someone come to you and tell you a joke and then before the laugh then start running away. I think this movie is like a poo but like a big one that look like a pepperoni.

I enjoy very much Trauma and is very strong favorite for me is not the best movie to ever made and is not make me do cock vanilla but is a movie I enjoy. Is also because it make me have a crush for Asia from this movie but after she is act more strange when she grow up and I dont like her to much any more. She is not in more good movies and she put a tattoo on her vagina.

Rated : 8/10
Does this movie show the tits? Yes
Trauma is in dvd and I say to see this movie.

This show a pictures of Asia tattoo on the vagina and below is the one between the ass.

Woman Pictures - Lindsay Lohan

I dont now who is this. She is celebrity and always talk about her in the tabloids newspapers. She is an actor and she make music and maybe eats drugs but this is a nice picture to show the legs. Look in the picture and you see the face look like swelling. Maybe this is because she eats drugs but is nice body curves and good size. Not to skinny! Click in the picture to see the legs!

Welcome here to Blog of BrokeNads

Hello to the people! My name is Nadio and I make today this blog posts website in the internet for people to see and make comments if is your choice. My english is maybe lick the ass but is not stop me from go in the internet and enjoy. Also I join in the forum for horrordigital.com and enjoy this and to talk to other people who like also the horror movies and dvds. My name is Nadio and is why I make the name BrokeNads. I am always buy dvd and some times I am spend my money and I am BROKE so I think is a good name to make BrokeNads to say is like Broke Nadio similar. So I join in horrordigital forums in this name and my friend tell me after is nads mean about the genitals but is not the meaning for me is mean my name is Nadio and I am broke because I buy to much dvds and this is the answer. I say before my english is bad but I try and maybe this blog is good for me to go and make a try and help me and my english. I welcome the people from the place you come from and I hope you enjoy my blog of BrokeNads!
My plan for this blog is to talk about horror movies and dvds and my opinions and maybe creative and artistic as I can and also woman pictures.
Thank you.